Happy Birthday to Me!

Apparently, today is my birthday.

Or at least that is what this lady is telling me. I guess "birthday" means that I get the lucky "privilege" of wearing this ridiculous hat. What the heck? Man... you can keep this birthday crap. In fact, speaking of crap... that just might be what you get for making me wear this... I'm starting to feel my inner "Feathers" come out...

Wait... there's more?? Presents... what presents? Now, that I might be able to handle. Look. You get this hat off me and give me those presents and I'll forget about the whole crap thing.

Deal?

Much better...