Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Human Training 101

These humans have a thing or two to learn. I mean how hard is this concept. I bring you the leaf, you throw it down the stairs. If I beat it, I win. If it beats me, I still win.

Seriously, is that too much to ask? Apparently. So, I've learned to do it myself. If I put the leaf exactly on the edge of the stair... it will fall and I can race it to the bottom.


They keep hiding the treats too. What's up with that? I know they're in the cupboard. As soon as I figure out how to open this thing, they're mine! All mine!!! Bwah ha ha ha! (insert evil laugh).

Until then, I'll just stand here and scream.

Yesterday was pretty cool. I needed some entertainment. The mom left her keys on the stairs. Imagine my amusement when she looked high and low thinking that she misplaced them. Eventually, she saw me hiding, got a clue, and looked under the bed. Darn it! I thought I at least had another 15 minutes before she found 'em.

But, it's all good... I laid out on her work clothes and pushed them on the ground. That was just as entertaining.

The mom also has this issue with the toilet. I don't think that she understands that its MY bathroom. So, when she goes in there, I follow her and act like I'm peeing too... just so she doesn't forget who's boss around here.

That's it for now, my peeps! I'm outie!

- Max

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