King Max Has Arrived

King Max

Hello to all my peeps out there! This new place in the 'burbs is awesome. I have taken over.

It wasn't that hard. These humans were push overs. I'm working diligently to train the boy and his mama to fetch my toys. I like it best when they throw stuff down the stairs for me to fetch.

I'm a morning cat... and I get a little peeved when the mom doesn't jump up when her alarm clock goes off. Then there's this kneeling thing where she talks to someone called "God." I don't see no one, but it's her thing. It's all right though. While she's down there it give me a chance to bat at her long hair. I like the hair.

And I LOVE the big thing that fills up with water. Last night, the mom got in there and closed this plastic door, so I jumped in too. Then I realized I was getting wet from this big hole in the wall. I don't know what the heck was up with that. But, once she got out, I was free to get back in and lick all the tasty water off the walls. Oh Yeah!

There's another one of these contraptions in the downstairs. It's nice and cool. I was takin' me a little cat nap in there after the mom got outta the "shower." Next thing I know, she's screamin' something about a "sink" and acting like I did something wrong. What the heckie? Doesn't she know this is my house? It's a-ight though. I'll show her whose boss and leave my little kitty prints when she ain't home.

So far so good. King Max has returned. Fabulous and in style!

Much love to my peoples!

- Max